I have a love/hate relationship with Snapchat. Sure, the idea of a taking a picture with a puppy filter or spending time creating a cartoon versions of yourself is fairly puerile. At least, that part at least speaks to the layer of corniness that lies within me. I’m not one of those weird people who hate filters because how dare someone look more attractive in a picture they took themselves for public consumption. I enjoy watching other people’s “stories”, Sunday morning is perhaps the best time, the people I follow tend to have…eventful Saturday nights, while I’m a child of God. (who watches ratchet snaps on Sunday mornings… I’m just a person). As for what I hate… I mean besides the massive battery drain, really creepy snap map feature, and the false sense of security that is a “disappearing” snap that anyone with a jailbroken/rooted device and see and keep forever? Ironically, it was the same thing I love about Sunday morning.
It happened when went out the other night and found myself on the wrong side of the snap, everyone snapping themselves and no one really dancing. Then the few who were, now they are being snapped. I’m sure your curated snaps are lit but as someone who was there in real lif, I was bored cuz everyone wanted to snap that Bodak Yellow was playing instead of dance to it. Gone are the days when you had to rely on the club photographer who takes the sweaty high res picture that is never as flattering as you thought it was that night. Even just a quick few group pics, now everyone is damn Spielberg. Doing a public service that no one asked for. Everyone doesn’t need to be “there”. I just watched a video of Steph Curry making fun of LeBron at a wedding and my first thought was, (lightskinneds have no couth) and the second was, you were a guest at that man’s wedding B, who raised you? Or is that just the voyeuristic society we live in now.
What is the point of paying for a concert that you gonna record for free? Do people realize that dark clubs and deep bass don’t make for quality content? So not only are you killing the vibe but then the snaps aren’t even coming out worth a damn. (Also, how haven’t skrip clubs banned phones somehow, it feels like I shouldn’t be seeing half the shit I be seeing…again, just a person). Why can’t I post an old picture without Snapchat telling everyone that it’s a 2 week old picture, why you so loud, Snapchat damn? Is your relationship even real if you never make the snap? Apparently not. Why do I sound so old right now? Gross.
I mean, I’m not THAT much different. I have a Snapchat, a Twitter, a Facebook, an Instagram, and a blog… I operate with a heavy inclination that people give a fuck. It speaks to the narcissistic society we live in now. We document our lives in spite of the fact that most of our lives don’t warrant daily coverage. Snapping your drive to work, telling some 17 part confessional most people just going to skip, the need to post content when there isn’t anything worth posting. On vacation, celebrating, having a fun night then by all means take pictures, capture moments, share your world…in moderation. Maybe Snapchat needs a limit, like after 5 snaps it should tell you to log off and enjoy the moment. Or maybe its just some shit I might be a little too old to understand. I still don’t even know how the score thing works.